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Special feature of 1905 film network When you were a child, you watched movies with your parents. Did you cover your eyes whenever there was a kissing scene?

Your first date, the first time you watched a movie with the opposite sex, were you flushed because of the warm-hearted play in the movie;

Have your college roommates ever exchanged needed goods and got together to watch and learn new moves and positions?

How many people completed the earliest sexual enlightenment and education in the process of watching movies, and what sweet and affectionate images remain in your mind all the time: the hanging kiss in the rainstorm between Tobey Vincent Maguire and kirsten dunst;

It is the end of erotic master Jin Jide, the invisible kiss of the hero and heroine;

It is a passionate play with monica bellucci in the boy’s fantasy;

Or the complicated postures of Angry Lee, Tony Leung Chiu Wai and Tang Wei.

Another year has passed, and the film world has brought us many unforgettable moments. Below, Xiaobian will take stock of the "Top Ten Cinema Movies in 2016" selected by the editorial department of 1905 Film Network:

Tenth placeJacob and Queenie kissed in the rain.

Lust index: ★

If you think that Fantastic Animals is the second Harry Potter, you must be disappointed. Fantastic Animals is to Harry Potter what it is to Harry Potter, which fully shows us the immortal truth that a dog’s tail is followed by a mink.

Although Fantastic Animals has a lot of slots, the biggest bug is that the male and female protagonists are not lovable at all, but the supporting actors are particularly cute. Newt, played by "Little Freckle", is simply a trouble maker. Tina, the heroine, has no chest, no face value and no sense of existence. In contrast, Jacob and Queenie are so much better, frank, humorous and interesting, and especially loyal. So the climax of the film is not Newt versus Grindelwald, but the wet kiss between Jacob and Queenie in the rain, which makes people feel so sweet and sad.

The kiss between the ninth captain America and sharon carter.

Lust index: ★★

It’s not enough for Marvel Comics to assemble superheroes. In order to fight against those who released DC in the same year, he just upgraded Captain America: Civil War to "Reunion 2.5" and turned it into "Team USA vs Iron Man". There is no need for complicated plots and a darkened world view. Just the love triangle and love between the American team, the Winter Soldier and Iron Man will completely explode DC and Warner. Sure enough, in this era, it is king to stir up the gay, and the same sex is true love!

However, to the heartbreak of countless rotten women and colleagues, Captain America, a 96-year-old virgin, hooked up with sharon carter, the niece of Agent Carter. They flirted with each other before the bones of Agent Carter were cold, and then they kissed affectionately in front of the winter soldiers without hesitation. Even hayley atwell, the actor of Agent Carter, couldn’t stand it, claiming that it was like incest! Therefore, you’d better keep it well with the winter soldier Sauvignon Blanc, and don’t come out to hook up with three and build four!

Eighth place Xuan Shao kissed the man and beast of mermaid Shanshan

Lust index: ★★

Master Xing returned to the Jianghu after three years, and returned to the Spring Festival stall created by him with the mermaid selected by thousands of people. Sure enough, the shot was extraordinary, and it received a box office of 3.4 billion. At the beginning of the year, when all filmmakers hoped that the box office market would break 60 billion yuan, everyone might not think that this achievement was so rare that it would soon be surpassed by new movies. But a year later, when there were not even a few billions of movies, we realized how far-reaching a myth Master Xing had created.

Although Jelly Lin’s acting skills are green, although Deng Chao’s lines of "You are not a person, you are an angel" are shocking, and although the two people love each other inexplicably and unreasonably, it is a kiss worth 3.4 billion yuan, so why do you need a bike? Sure enough, comedy is the savior of the box office!

The seventh place, Zhao Ben, and Fang Grey’s Dianluan Daofeng

Lust index: ★★★★

In 2016, the article came back. First, in the TV series "Jong", he played his mixed role to the peak, and then he became a director and launched his debut "Lu Yao knows Ma Li". We can’t comment on the character of the article, but his talent is definitely there, otherwise he wouldn’t have made such a complete work as a film director for the first time. Although the box office of this film is less than 200 million, the score is only over five, in fact, it is completely harmed by the unlovable main creative lineup. If it was born before see you on monday, the hero was not Bao Beier, even though it could surpass Xú Zhēng’s "Sorry", it could surpass Chen Sicheng’s "Northern Ireland" and Deng Chao’s.

Especially in the Zhu Yawen-Junyan Jiao bridge, when the pseudo-mother meets the fake T, first she is tit for tat, then she is dying, reminiscent of her brother and Teresa Mo in mid-1992. The scenes of the two people’s movement are spliced together with the scenes of shooting, debris flow, volcanic eruption, rocket ascending into the sky and comet hitting the earth, which fully embodies the director’s humorous lens language and rich imagination.

Sixth place Cheng Zheng and Su Yunjin performed the old driver’s routine deeply.

Lust index: ★★★★

Who is the hottest in 2016? Of course, it is wuli who went to Wu Yifan. Do you know how hard our cannon king worked from the glimpse in The Mermaid at the beginning of the year to the seduction of Cheney Chen not long ago? Finally, his hard work paid off and he won the China Film Week Golden Crane Award for Best Actor at the 29th Tokyo Film Festival. You haven’t heard of this award? It doesn’t matter. What’s important is that our acting skills are obvious to all and deserve it!

To say that the highest acting skill of Gun King this year has actually contributed to To Youth 2, except for two roaring plays that shake the status of Ma Jingtao as a leader, the most outstanding acting skill is the above-mentioned bed play. It’s from slow to urgent, step by step in-depth, persuasive and well-organized, which vividly shows us the classic routine of the old driver’s dating. I don’t know how many innocent girls like Fairy Sister have ruined their virginity here. It’s really a necessary routine for family travel and dating in pick up hot chicks!

The fifth place, Zhao Datou, bowed hard to Li Xuelian overlord

Lust index: ★★★★

Although Feng Dao’s open letter is very melodramatic and his work is not beautiful enough, the film is really excellent! Let’s forget that he is the director of Very Do Not Disturb, and remember that he is the director, Xiaogang Feng.

In the change of Fiona Fang’s frame, 28 actors appeared on the scene, depicting a contemporary officialdom. Among them, Zhao Datou, played by Guo Tao, is the best performer. He not only deceived Li Xuelian, but also deceived all the audience, making us think that he was deeply in love with Li Xuelian from middle school to middle age, and a sex scene in the hotel was a big explosion of long-accumulated feelings. But I never imagined that everything was a routine, all was a conspiracy, and I no longer believed in love!

Fourth place Zhang Yiman’s greasy sexual intercourse with the coppersmith

Lust index: ★★★★★

In 2016, the long-awaited dark horse didn’t appear, but a black donkey came. This is the second drama adaptation film "Donkey’s Water" released by Mahua FunAge. We should know that this film is not Mahua FunAge’s "own", so we didn’t take the route of Northeast comedy, but turned around and played a black comedy that criticized the shortcomings and satirized human nature.

The bed scene between Zhang Yiman and the coppersmith is an important turning point of the whole film. This greasy bed scene has no aesthetic feeling at all, but it has contributed to the transformation of Pei Kuishan, which has become the fuse of the subsequent plot and transformed the film from a light comedy at the beginning to a farce and satire later. The most impressive actor in the whole film is Ren Suxi, Zhang Yiman’s actor. Her wide-ranging performance made us not hate the role of easy virtue anyway, but found her very real and lovely.

Third place Gao Chun and An Lu interpret the call of the mother river.

Lust index: ★★★★★

Qin Hao, an old driver of literary films, took Xin Zhilei, the new favorite of literary films, and starred in the most incomprehensible film "The Yangtze River Map" directed by Yang Chao, the most X-loaded director in 2016. How obscure the film is, that is, I heard a lot from the director. The timelines of Qin Hao and Xin Zhilei are opposite, and they can only meet at the location of the Yangtze River corresponding to the poetry anthology. I still don’t understand what the director really wants to express.

But it doesn’t matter. When watching art films, don’t just dwell on the plot, just as when watching abstract paintings, don’t dwell on what it draws. We just need to feel the lines, photography, music and atmosphere of the film with our heart. In fact, I prefer to understand Xin Zhilei’s role as the concretization of the Yangtze River. In the upper reaches, she is a pure girl with a beautiful vision for love, and in the middle reaches, she becomes an infatuated young woman who steals a husband, and in the lower reaches, she becomes a lonely prostitute. However, when she served Qin Hao, her face was full of love and tolerance of the mother river without a trace of filth and meanness. As two people’s dialogue:

• Qin Hao: I met you in Shanghai.

• Xin Zhilei: What do I look like?

• Qin Hao: It’s beautiful. There must be many people who love you.

• Xin Zhilei: I love many people, too.

Second place Wang Youquan and Yang Shuhua’s rooftop melee.

Lust index: ★★★★★★★

Cao Baoping has never let us down from, to, and then to The Killer. This time, he played a black comedy with multi-angle narration, which fully explained the importance of the killer’s professionalism for us.

The saddest amateur killer in history

In the film, all the actors acted as off the charts: Liu Ye won back Jin Jue, the winner of the Shanghai International Film Festival, Zhang Yi, the most tragic killer in history, Duan Bowen and Olivia, and they performed a rooftop hand-to-hand combat for us in the cold winter night, which was really touching and touching. Yang Shuhua, played by Olivia, is still worried about the future of her boyfriend Wang Youquan in such a fierce movement. This touching love is really unprecedented!

Watanabe, the first place, and the eclipse of Xiao Liu

Lust index: ★★★★★★★

Whether you agree or not, this film is the best film of the year in my mind, and there is no one. I admire the courage of Huayi, the courage of director Cheng Er, and the courage of many famous stars, especially Zhang Ziyi and Tadanobu Asano. Of course, I will not sympathize with Wang Feng.

Some viewers complained that they couldn’t understand the film because it was narrated from four angles. In the fourth narrative, the plot has undergone a huge reversal: Tadanobu Asano, who used to wear a gown, take a bath, speak Shanghainese and marry a Shanghai wife, suddenly changed his personality, became a big boss behind the scenes who killed people without blinking an eye, and imprisoned Zhang Ziyi, playing the forbidden room to cultivate desires. This fully shows the contradictory character of Japanese chrysanthemum and knife coexisting. Zhang Ziyi’s little six shows China people’s cowardice and forbearance. If she hadn’t finally killed Tadanobu Asano, she really thought she had become Stockholm syndrome. In a word, this image of "eat dry, eat dry" can be called a new generation of sensory world.